Dibbugpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying squirrel.

Dibbugpark created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbugpark, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibbugpark, he will be very sad.

Dibbugpark's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dibbugpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Do not take Dibbugpark's name in vain.

3. Never feed corn to swans while wearing green tights.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.