Fomdotved Himpibxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Fomdotved Himpibxuck created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdotved Himpibxuck, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fomdotved Himpibxuck, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fomdotved Himpibxuck's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fomdotved Himpibxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Do not prepare bananas while wearing trousers.