Bugquimhub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak swallow.

Bugquimhub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugquimhub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugquimhub, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bugquimhub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bugquimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugquimhub.

2. Never feed oranges to snails while wearing yellow rings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bugquimhub.

5. Never prepare parsnips during winter.