Nutthenget is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane goose.

Nutthenget created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutthenget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nutthenget, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nutthenget's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nutthenget's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in winter.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never eat green fruit.