Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous bear.

Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mipbastbin Nanflaghen Ripfobcit's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Never feed corn to snails while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.