Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced naga.

Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag, she will turn you into a frog.

Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

5. Rillfidjabvonkcenbamstrag loves moths, so they must be respected.