Tonk Tailsogbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental weasel.

Tonk Tailsogbog created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonk Tailsogbog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonk Tailsogbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonk Tailsogbog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tonk Tailsogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always remove stockings before touching lead.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.