Nuttlarpmat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful raven.

Nuttlarpmat created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlarpmat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nuttlarpmat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nuttlarpmat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nuttlarpmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nuttlarpmat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.