Cubfondusskik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever wombat.

Cubfondusskik created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfondusskik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubfondusskik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cubfondusskik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cubfondusskik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

5. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing fawn skirts.