Cebpibmetnell is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating bird.

Cebpibmetnell created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebpibmetnell, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cebpibmetnell, it will turn you into a snail.

Cebpibmetnell's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cebpibmetnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cebpibmetnell on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

5. Do not listen to music.