Dissnarrig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind troll.

Dissnarrig created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnarrig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissnarrig, she will laugh at you.

Dissnarrig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dissnarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not consume grapes at dawn.