Cedgunbeg Davbap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage tapir.

Cedgunbeg Davbap created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cedgunbeg Davbap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedgunbeg Davbap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cedgunbeg Davbap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cedgunbeg Davbap's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never jump in the presence of elders.

5. Never eat peanuts.