Fondabfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent coyote.

Fondabfud created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondabfud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fondabfud, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fondabfud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fondabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five bats approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never bounce near voles.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Do not kill geese.