Vegmigran is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy tapir.

Vegmigran created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegmigran, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegmigran, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vegmigran's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vegmigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with green.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Never feed lots of limes to great tits while wearing purple hats.

5. Never mention doves.