Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful walrus.

Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gamyartdonquafsagganortyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.