Babdubyikban is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous porpoise.

Babdubyikban created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Babdubyikban, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Babdubyikban, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Babdubyikban's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Babdubyikban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Babdubyikban in the centre of the settlement.