Panbatvol is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty rhinoceros.

Panbatvol created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbatvol, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panbatvol, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Panbatvol's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Panbatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.