Higtargnull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm hippopotamus.

Higtargnull created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higtargnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higtargnull, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Higtargnull's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Higtargnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Never eat onions.