Cidhimtif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong beaver.

Cidhimtif created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhimtif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidhimtif, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cidhimtif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cidhimtif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidhimtif.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Worship no other gods but Cidhimtif.

4. Never wear indigo dresses.

5. Cidhimtif loves bats, so they must be respected.