Yatkabfar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust mouse.

Yatkabfar created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatkabfar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatkabfar, it will ignore you.

Yatkabfar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yatkabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never travel toward the south during winter.

3. Always share onions with strangers, but never with otters.

4. Do not gather at walls at midday.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.