Fitjinlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful horse.

Fitjinlarn created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fitjinlarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fitjinlarn, she will turn you into a frog.

Fitjinlarn's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fitjinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.