Fighugmum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy duck.

Fighugmum created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fighugmum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fighugmum, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fighugmum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fighugmum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing orange kilts.