Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient swan.

Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb, she will laugh at you.

Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wigdapmilpod Xinponfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not run at crossroads.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.