Dadwigxinmab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Dadwigxinmab created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadwigxinmab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadwigxinmab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dadwigxinmab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dadwigxinmab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dadwigxinmab four times a day.

2. Never cross rivers at midnight.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always obey Dadwigxinmab's priests.

5. Always help sick swans.