Stafbellfut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering centipede.

Stafbellfut created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbellfut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafbellfut, he will turn you into a slug.

Stafbellfut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stafbellfut's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

5. Always help sick seals.