Sigdisskar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous hamster.

Sigdisskar created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdisskar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigdisskar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sigdisskar's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sigdisskar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sigdisskar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Sigdisskar three times a day.

5. Never go into green rooms.