Citfutbod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying jackal.

Citfutbod created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Citfutbod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citfutbod, he will turn you into a rock.

Citfutbod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Citfutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always store pineapples above ground.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never wear indigo rings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.