Bonkqueegdidcibkim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong human.

Bonkqueegdidcibkim created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkqueegdidcibkim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonkqueegdidcibkim, it will make you grow a tail.

Bonkqueegdidcibkim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bonkqueegdidcibkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never adorn your arms with indigo markings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Bonkqueegdidcibkim five times a day.