Dissnullcib Jigbabnull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow wyrm.

Dissnullcib Jigbabnull created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnullcib Jigbabnull, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dissnullcib Jigbabnull, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dissnullcib Jigbabnull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dissnullcib Jigbabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never mix pineapples with blood.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never wear magenta hats.