Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful capybara.

Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun, it will turn you into a rat.

Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vadqueegfun Fosswadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Retreat if five pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

5. Always stare at clouds.