Minpomfon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful otter.

Minpomfon created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Minpomfon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minpomfon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Minpomfon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Minpomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Heed all signs.