Hadlarpab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring cobra.

Hadlarpab created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadlarpab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hadlarpab, it will remove you from existence.

Hadlarpab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hadlarpab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Hadlarpab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.