Didyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering fairy.

Didyarp created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Didyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Didyarp, she will be very unhappy.

Didyarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Didyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Worship no other gods but Didyarp.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not place lentils upon stone.