Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating hare.

Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Canbissgennegkabpidbosscit.

3. Never mix oranges with water.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Do not prepare garlic while filled with fear.