Dambidsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow whale.

Dambidsaw created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambidsaw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dambidsaw, he will come to you in dreams.

Dambidsaw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dambidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to eagles while wearing violet shoes.

3. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing blue rings.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing trousers.