Botrilcun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented otter.

Botrilcun created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botrilcun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botrilcun, it will turn you into a tree.

Botrilcun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Botrilcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.