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It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring otter.

Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing boots.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen on top of all buildings.

5. Wipmumcamcabbassrulnakbaf Tipflagjen loves monkeys, so they must be respected.