Wityarptig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wityarptig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wityarptig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wityarptig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wityarptig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wityarptig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mix spinach with blood.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.