Cimstikpit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless naga.

Cimstikpit created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimstikpit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimstikpit, it will turn you into a slug.

Cimstikpit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cimstikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.