Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited wasp.

Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zedbafmot Lattomcib Dibvabdodflamfunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never travel toward the east during winter.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.