Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful squirrel.

Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad, it will turn you into a goat.

Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Higyakfubnattit Rawmilgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

5. Never adorn your legs with orange markings.