Bitgomman is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring elephant.

Bitgomman created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgomman, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitgomman, it will be very unhappy.

Bitgomman's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bitgomman's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from turquoise tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.