Parkxucmid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful toad.

Parkxucmid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Parkxucmid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parkxucmid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Parkxucmid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Parkxucmid's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Parkxucmid on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.