Bugcepmid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able troll.

Bugcepmid created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bugcepmid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugcepmid, he will turn you into a plant.

Bugcepmid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bugcepmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Bugcepmid.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.