Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Weetettikom Vabhogtaf Gattengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Run away if four geese approach from the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.