Lenligquill is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving monkey.

Lenligquill created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenligquill, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lenligquill, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lenligquill's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lenligquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear skirts marked with brown.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair green.