Fedflabspagfethon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing hydra.

Fedflabspagfethon created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedflabspagfethon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedflabspagfethon, she will turn you into a rat.

Fedflabspagfethon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fedflabspagfethon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never mix cucumbers with water.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.