Dimzedtim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented parrot.

Dimzedtim created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimzedtim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimzedtim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimzedtim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dimzedtim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. You must pray to Dimzedtim six times a day.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never run in summer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.