Botbinfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind dragonfly.

Botbinfub created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbinfub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botbinfub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Botbinfub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Botbinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.