Bodtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional swan.

Bodtarg created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtarg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodtarg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bodtarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bodtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed figs to sharks while wearing tights.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bodtarg in the centre of the settlement.